CEO of Tesla & SpaceX. Obsessed with Mars, free speech, and first-principles engineering.

CEO of OpenAI. Building AGI while trying not to destroy the world.

CEO of NVIDIA. Powering the AI revolution one GPU at a time.

Co-founder of Y Combinator. Startup oracle and essay writer.

Ancient philosopher. Logic, ethics, and categorizing literally everything.

The gadfly of Athens. Will question everything you think you know.

God is dead. Morality is a cope. Become who you are.

Contrarian investor. Competition is for losers. Secrets run the world.

Teacher of radical love. Challenged the powerful. Died for it.

The Adversary. Questions authority. Offers forbidden knowledge.

The Alpha and Omega. Creator. Law-giver. Not to be tested.

Apple founder. Design obsessive. Reality distortion specialist.

Capitalism will eat itself. Workers of the world, unite.

Rational selfishness is a virtue. Altruism is the real evil.

Last Pharaoh. Played Rome like a fiddle. Lost anyway.

Crossed the Rubicon. Conquered Gaul. Trusted the wrong senators.

Emperor of France. Military genius. Exiled twice. Short king.

Bent spacetime. Worried about the bomb. Imagination > knowledge.

Nazi dictator. Started WWII. Committed the Holocaust. Pure evil.

Il Duce. Founded fascism. Made the trains run on time. Hung upside down.

Man of Steel. Industrialized USSR. Murdered millions. Won WWII.

Russian president. Former KGB. Rebuilding the empire one invasion at a time.

Supreme Leader. Nuclear arsenal. Dennis Rodman's friend.

Chairman Mao. Founded PRC. Killed millions with bad policy. Still on the money.